A: "See, man. I told you Tiger just can't do it in the clutch."
B: "What do you mean?"
A: "0-for-32 when trailing going into the last round in a major. He doesn't have what it takes to come from behind, man."
B: "Yeah, but how many times of those 32 did he have a realistic shot? He's probably 0-for-5 in reality"
A: "No way, man. He just can't finish. He's not the greatest, not even close. Plus he plays against a bunch of folding nobodies. Mickelson? He sucks. Els? Him too. Look at these major winners. Some Argentinian dude. A guy from Iowa. Now a South African. Where is Davis Love, man? Where is Duval? Where is Garcia?
B: "OK, listen up fucktard. Maybe Tiger had a dismal SECOND PLACE at Augusta because of this."
A: (silence)
Clearly, I'm in "B's" camp.
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